1.
One spelling mistake can
destroy marriage!

A husband wrote a
message to his wife on
his official trip and
forgot to add 'e' at the
end of a word,

"I am having such a
wonderful time!
Wish you were her !"

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 2.
That Amazing Moment
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When YOur Phone Drops From YOur
Hand..
But,
The Headphone Saves Its Life... :p:D

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 3.
What is tension ??
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye...
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Doctor bola:" Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'.. Lo ho gayi tension...
Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu, Ladki boli yahi iska baap hai..
Aur tension..
Police aayi aur apka medical checkup hua...
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Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte.... Saala aurr tension
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Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye..
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Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche hai wo kiske ?? :O
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this is the REAL TENSION... :p :O :/:D

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 4.

 Ek dam jaanleva...
Ladka:" Call recieve kyo nahi
kiya ???
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Ladki:" Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
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Wo main
Ladka:" Kya wo main, wo main
laga rkhi hai aage bhi toh bol
Ladki:" Wo main
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Ringtone pe naach rahi thi...:p

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 5.
Why boys call all girls "Item"?
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Bcoz item means "maal"
maal means "paisa"
paisa means "laxmi"
aur ladkiyan toh ghar ki laxmi hoti
hai.
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"Rishta wahi soch nayi" .... \m/ \m/

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