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 Girl after romance,asked her boy friend

Tum itna jaldi kyu thak jate ho,mai to nahi thak ti ???

Boy friend :- Sadak kabhi khatm hoti h kya ??

Hamesha petrol hi khatm hota hai !!!

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  If fish is the queen of water,who is water?

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ans: Shahrukh khan!
Machli jal ki rani hai "G.One" uska paani hai.!!!!!!:D

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Aaj tak ka sabse gaand faadu aur daring proposal:

Boy: Tere pas lund hai.?..?

Girl: Nahi hai.!!.

Boy: Mera legi ?? =)) =D X_X


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Secret of long life...
Morning two eggs, evening two pegs......and night between two legs!!
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TEACHER-Why Underwear is Named As Langoti in Hindi?
SARDAR-Because It Takes Care Of 1 Lund & 2 GOTI. So it called "LANGOTI"..
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NAUGHTY ENGINEERS..!!

Four Girls took lift in a Car full of
Engineers...

Since no place available, they
sat on each Boys'lap...
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After 5 minuts...
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Girl1:"Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.. ??
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Boy1:"How do you know.. ??
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Girl1:"Your Tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...

Girl2:"Areyou an IT Engineer.. ??

Boy2:"How do you know.. ??
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Girl2:"Your Pen drive is trying to
connect with my USB port...

Girl3:"Are you a Mechanical Engineer..??
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Boy3:"How do you know.. ??
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Girl3:"UR Piston is trying to move
into my Cylinder..

Girl4:"Are U a Civil Engineer.. ??
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Boy4:"How do U know.. ??
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Girl4:"UR Dam has Broken and Flooded my village..

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