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 Wife was having sex in an apartment 20
floors high with Rajnikant. She then heard
her husband coming..
.
.
She told Rajnikant to
stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot i bought to have sex
with when you are traveling...

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now...

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my
period, so i will go and make a cup of
coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn i am
so horny, i will fuck this robot...

He tried fucking.

Rajnikant started talking
in a metallic robotic way..

"System error
Wrong hole..

System error
Wrong hole.."

Husband: Damn robot is not working
properly.. I am throwing it out of the
window..

Rajnikant realized that he was on the 20th
floor he said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN"
.
.
Moral of d story :waqt bura ho toh
Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani padti hai. 
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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge.
I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
"You two have sex again."
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