Unlimited Hindi Jokes Collection 2018 √ Super Hit Desi  Comedy Collection 2018


Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari? Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai, Poore bihar ki nahi :P
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Ek Baar Do Yatri Train Mein Safar
Kar Rahe The,
Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Kuch
Karna Chahiye Ye Soch Kar Ek
Yatri Ne Doosre Se Kaha.
Pehla Yatri: “Janab Koi Shayari
Sunaiye ”
Doosra Yatri: “ Lo Ji Ek Sher
Suno – Miyan Makbool, Aapki
Gand Mein Gobhi Ka Phool”
Is Se Pahle Wo Agli Line Bolta
Pahla Yatri Fatafat Bola: “ Wah
Kya Sher Tha, Ab Mera Suno –
Miyan Makbool, Aapki Gand
Mein Jamun Ka Ped ”
Doosra Yatri: “ Janab Ye Kuch
Jama Nahi”
Pahla Yatri: “Bhosdi Ke, Agar
Jamun Ka Ped Jam Jata To Teri
Gaand Na Phatt Jati “
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Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Mein Gussa
Patni Ghabrati Hui Boli.
Patni: “ Shukar Hai Aap Sahi
Salamat Ghar Wapis Aa Gaye ”
Pati: “ Kyu, Kya Hua? ”
Patni: “ Bahar Log Kah Rahe The
Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pee Ke
Gutter Mein Gir Gaya Hai“
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Ek Gora Aadiwasiyon Ki Research
Karne Jungle Mein Ek Saal Ke Liye
Jata Hai.
Uski Research Poori Hone Tak Ek
Aadiwasi Ladki Ko Bachha Ho Jata
Hai.
Ladke Ka Gora Rang Dekh Ke Ladki Ke
Aadiwasi Pati Ko Shak Hota Hai Ki Ye
Uska Bachha Nahi Hai.
Wo Ladki Aur Gore Ladke Ko Pakad
Ke Sardar Ke Pass Le Jata Hai Aur
Bolta Hai.
Pati: “ Mere 6 Bachhe Kale Paida Hue
Aur Ye 1 Hi Gora Kaise Paida Hua,
Bolo Kiska Paap Hai Ye? ”
Itne Mein Gora Sardar Ko Samjhate
Hue Bola.
Gora: “Ismein Is Bechari Ka Koi Dosh
Nahi Hai, Ye To Kudarat Ka Karishma
Hai, Ab Wahan Dekho Us Bakari Ke 3
Bachhe To Safed Rang Ke Hai Aur 1
Hi Kale Rang Ka Hai”
Ye Sunte Hi Aadiwasi Gore Ko Kone
Mein Le Jakar Dheere Se Kahta Hai.
Aadiwasi: “Main Samajh Gaya Sahab,
Main Is Gore Bachhe Ke Baare Kuch
Nahi Bolunga Aur Aap Us Bakri Ke
Kale Bachhe Ke Baare Mein Kuch
Nahi Bolenge . “
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Santa Ne Apne Sath Wale Padosi
Se Ek Din Puchha
Santa: “ Ek Baat Bata Yaar, Kya
48 Saal Ke Baad Aurat Ko
Bachha Ho Sakta Hai? ”
Padosi: “ Nahi Yaar Ye To Bahut
Hi Mushkil Hai”
Santa: “ To Yaar Apni Biwi Ko
Samjha Na, Ese Hi Faltu Mein
Condom Ka Kharcha Karvati Hai“
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“ Fuck ” Is The Only Word Which
Can Be Used To Express Many
Feelings
Anger: “ Get The Fuck Out Of
Here ”
Anxiety: “ What The Fuck Is
Happening ”
Confused: “What The Fuck ”
Curious: “How The Fuck Did You
Do That ”
Failure: “ I’m Fucked ”
Love: “ She Is Fucking Beautiful ”
Lust: “Aah Fuck Me Baby”
Pride: “ I Am A Fucking Genius ”
Revenge: “ Fuck You”
Sad: “ Why The Fuck Does This
Happen To Me ”
Victory: “ I Won That Fucking
Competition”
By This Time You Will Be
Thinking This Is One Fucking
Great Joke 😂😁😀😀😁😂