Cute Joke for girls • girlfriend Hindi Jokes • Desi New Jokes for Husband 

Boy: babe, i want to show u somethin
Girl: what is it, darling?
Boy: but, can i show this in your room?
Girl: okay
Boy: can we close the door?
Girl: mmh, okay
Boy: can we close the windows?
Girl: very well.. (grasping)
Boy: can we turn off the light?
Girl: yess (even graspin)
Boy: grab my hand
Girl: *grabs his hand* what is it, honeyy??
Boy: Look at this.
My watch can glow in the dark ;) :P
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Shaadi ki raat pappu Confuse ho gaya ki kya baat kare..
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Aadha Ghanta Sochne ke baad pappu apni biwi se bola
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"Kya aapke gharwaalo ko pata hai aaj ki rat aap Yahi rukegi...??
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Bus stop pe ek ladki wisper ka packet leke khadi thi.
Bhikhari ; kuch de do.
Ladki ; kuch nahi hai.
Bhikhari ; ye bread ka packet hi de do.
Ladki ; kal aana sos lagake dungi.
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Wife: Ek baat bolu.??
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Husband: Bolo,,
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Wife: Maaroge toh nahi.??
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Husbund: Nahi toh kya baat hai.??
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Wife: main pregnant hun,,
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Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news, tum dar kyu
rahi thi.??
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Wife: College ke dino mein papa ko bataya
tha toh badi maar padi
thi
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Pappu ( bhabhi se ) -:
bhabhi ji , ye lo Laddu, muh mitha kro
bhabhi naha rahi thi, socha papputo andha
hai,
isliye
... Bina kapde k bahar aa kar boli :-
ye kis khushi me devar ji ?
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pappu :- MERI ANKHEN THIK HO GAYI hai
bhabhi ji ..
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