Whatsapp jokes
Ladka Handsome hone
chahiye,
Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.
Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi
hote hain.
Insaan ka dil Bada hona
chahiye,
Chhota to Bheem bhi hai.
Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona
chahiye,
Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi
hota hai.
Teacher jyada Number dene
wala hona chahiye,
Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai.
Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone
chahiye,
Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai.
Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona
Chahiye,
Mujherjee to Rani bhi hai.
Bathroom mein Hair Dryer
Hona chahiye,
Towel to ShriSant ke paas bhi
hai.
Ladki mein Akal Honi Chahiye
Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai.
Mobile General mode par hona
chahiye
Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi
hain
Seb meetha hona chahiye
Lal to Advani bhi hain.
Ladka Dravid jaisa hone
chahiye
Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai.
Ghoomna to Hill Station par
chahiye
Goa to Pan masala bhi hai.
Dawai theek karne ke liye honi
chahiye
Tablet to Samsung ka bhi hai
Reply dhang ka hona chahiye,
‘Hmmm’ to bhains bhi karti hai.
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