funniest joke in the world 2018 in hindi
The social studies teacher had just finished a unit on war and peace.

Teacher: "How many of you, would say you're opposed to war?"

Not surprisingly, all hands went up.

Teacher: "Who'll give us the reason for being opposed to war?"

A large, bored-looking boy in the back of the room raised his hand.

Teacher: "Yes Johnny"

Johnny : "I hate war, because wars make history, and then some poor, innocent kid has to memorize all about it."



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शादी में सबसे बड़ा धोखा तो तब होता है ,
जब
गाय के गुण बताकर दूल्हे को
शेरनी थमा दी जाती है ....
बीवी शराबी पति को सुधारने के लिए काले
कपड़े पहनकर घर के बाहर खड़ी हो गई।
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पति : तुम कौन हो?
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पत्नी : चुड़ैल...।
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पति : हाथ मिला, मैं तेरी बहन का पति...!
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