Joke Of Today In Hindi

BANTA-mai 1 bar me 3 balti utha sakta hu,
2 hath me aur 1 lund par
SANTA-mai 5 utha sakta hu
BANTA-kaise ?
SANTA-
2 hath me or land par tuje bitha lunga.
😁😀😁😀

Ek aadmi govt job ke liye interview dene gaya. Interviewer -
Aapki koi majburi to nahi?
Aadmi:- ji sir, asal me pehle main fauj me tha, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke darmiyaan ek bomb phata aur mere TATTE ud gaye.!
Interviewer:- Ye to koi problem nahi...Monday se aap join kare.
Hum sab 9 baje aate hai, aap 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:-aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte,
bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai😁😀😁😀

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old ******* told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY"