msg to impress a girl in hindi
Ek Ladki Mandir Mein Bhagwan Ke Aage Haath Jod Kar Prathna Kar Rahi Thi
Ladki: “Bhagwan Ji, Please Mere Dono Boobs Bade Aur Tight Kar Do”
Piche Pujari Khada Tha, Ye Sun Kar Dheere Se Ladki Ko Bola
Pujari:Aawaz Dheemi Rakho, Tumhari Prarthanao Ka Sidha Asar Meri Dhoti Mein Ho Raha Hai
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Altaf bhai ke area mein Rape ho gaya.
Jis ladke ne Rape kiya usko Altaf bhai ke paas laya gaya.
Altaf: Ye apun ka area hai, yeh jaante hue bhi tune rape kiya?
Boy: Sorry galti ho gayi.
Altaf: Accha ye sab kaise hua?
Boy: Usne apun ko ishare se upar bulaya. Apun gaya to usne ghar ka gate band kara.
Altaf: Fir?
Boy: Woh boli,Oye chikne meri pyas bujha de!
Altaf: Fir?
Boy: Apun ne socha ki Altaf bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
Altaf: Fir?
Boy: Apun bola 1-2 kiss karega, suck bhi karega, lekin fuck nahi, akhir Altaf bhai ka area hai.
Altaf: Fir?
Boy: Usne meri pant utar di fir apne kapde utarne lagi.
Altaf: (being excited) Fir?
Boy: Usne apni jeans & top utar di aur fir bra & panty bhi,apun to mast ho gaya, lekin socha ki altaf bhai ka area hai.
Altaf: (fully excitd) Fir?
Boy: Apun ne uske lips pe kiss kiya & boobs suck karne laga but dimag mein tha ki altaf bhai ka area hai..
Altaf (out of control): Fir?
Boy: Apun aage badhne wala tha lekin socha ki Altaf bhai ka area.
Altaf: Abe Altaf bhai gaya maa chudane, aage bol!
Boy: Exactly apun bhi yehi socha aur bajaa diya.....
Ladka ladki ko pataa ke car me
jungle le gaya.
Ladke ne sex shuru kiya to ladki
boli: "Mein bataana bhool gayi ki
mein Prostitute hu aur ek baar ke
500 leti hu."
Ladke ne majburi me paise diye fir
Start ho gaya.
Karne ke baad ladka cigarette
peene laga.
.
Ladki: "Chalo, waapas nahi jaana
kya?"
Ladka: "Mein bataana bhool gaya
tha ki mein Taxi Driver hu aur
yaha se shahar ke 800 leta hu."