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FANTASTIC FAADU JOKES
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Traffic police chalan book
nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol?'
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar
jane do...dobara nahi hoga
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Police: Naam bol
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Ladka: "Trikulavattyy
Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke):
"chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi
dhire chalana!"
HAHAHAHAHABAHHA
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ROMANTIC JOKES
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SHRABI:"Agar mere hath me
SARKAR ho to me DESH ki takdir
badal dunga...
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WIFE:"HAramkhor -pehle apna
pajama to badal le, subah se meri
SALVAR pehan k ghum raha
hai. ....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Faadu joke Again
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must read
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1Baar 1ladki nadi me khudne walithi...pool se..
tbhi 1bike wala uske paas aa kr ruka aurkaha..
agar tm sucide krne jaa rhi hoto mujhe 1kiss deti
jao..
ladki boli..ok aur usne ladke ko esilambi aur gahry
kiss di ki ladke koaaj tak kv na mili waisi kiss..
fir ladke ne ladki se sucide krne ki wajah pu6a to
ladki
ne
btaya..mere ghar walo ko pasand ni ki mai ladki
ban kr ghumu..
mera naam nitesh nawab hai..
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Hahahahahahahahha
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Baap of All faadu Jokes and SMS
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 Pappu door kis shehar me
apnefriend
ke shaadi me gaya.
Par raaste me kisi wajah se basnikal
gayi,
Aur wo v chalte chalte ek gaanvme
pahunch gaya.
To Pappu sochta hai kisi ke gharhi
raat
kaat lete hai,
Ye sochkaqt wo ek ghar ka darwaza
khattkhtata hai,
Pappu-"Ji aapke ghar me raat
gujarni
hai kal chala jaunga!"
Aadmi-"Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar hai,
hum nahi rakh sakte."
Pappu doosre darwaze par aise hi
puchta hai,
wahan v ek lady aise hi bolti hai,
"Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar
hai,humnahi
rakh sakte."
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Kai jagah yahi sunne ko milta hai,
To last me kuch soch kar ek aur
darwaza khattkhtata hai aur puchta
hai,
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Pappu-"Kya ye bahu betiyon kaghar
hai??"
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Aadmi-Haan kya karna hai bol.
Pappu-Ji ek raat gujarni thi.
Hahahahahahahah
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Baap Of all Non Veg Jokes
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Ek Aurat Ko Shaadi Ke Kai Saal Baad Bhi Bachha Na Hua.
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Aurat Dukhi Ho Kar Ek Pandit Ke Paas Gayi.
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Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Meri Shaadi Ko Paanch Saal Ho Gaye, Par Ek Bhi Bachha Nahi Hua”
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Pandit: “Main Badrinath Mein Tumhare Naam Ka Diya Jala Dunga, Jarur Kirpa Hogi”
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10 Saal Baad, Pandit Ji Us Aurat Ke Ghar Gaye To Dekha Ke Uske Aangan Mein 10 Bachhe Khel Rahe The.
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Pandit: “Mubarak Ho, Bachhon Ke Papa Kaha Hai?”
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Aurat: “Badrinath Gaye Hai, Diya Bujhaane“
Hahahahahahahahaha
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Fun Fantastic Joke Ever
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 Tchr: Pappu what is ur cast?
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Pappu: Phele to Hum Verma the..!
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Fir Shrma ho gye.
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.Uske bad Sunaar fir Luhar ho gye. Abhi hai Drzi
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Aage MUMY ki marzi .!!!
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Faadu Jokes For WhatsApp
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 Zoo ke andar :-
english medium school ke bacche:
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"Oh !!! Wow.. Look a monkey is sleeping.. Lets not disturb him ..."
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Hindi medium School ke bacche,
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" DEKH TERA BAAP SO RAHA HAI.... PATTHAR MAAR SAALE KO ..."'
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Faadu Jokes For SMS
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Dosto kabhi socha hai bhagwan ne hum sabki shakal(faces) alag-alag banayi hai... lekin jab bhagwan Jee China pahuche to itni saari population dekh kar bole- bhaad me jaao saare China walo, main itne saare alag-alag face nahi bana sakta...
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lekin tabhi unko ek idea aaya
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copy.... paste.... copy.... paste... copy.... paste... copy... paste... copy... paste...
Hahahahahahahahha
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