Top 50 Non veg Faadu Jokes
Husband ne magazine padte huye paas leti biwi ki choot mein ungli kardi
Biwi – oh jaanu sex ka mood h kya?
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Husband – nai page palatne ke liye ungli geeli ki h
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Top 50 Non veg Faadu Jokes

Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex kar rahi thi
Ladka – ek din mein kitna kamaa leti ho?
Ladki – 5000
Ladka – sach bataao
Ladki – rozi pe baithi hun…jooth nai bolungi
_______________________________________________________Guptaji toh shopkeeper – koi aisi scheme nikaalo ki 500RS ki shopping pe sex free
Shopkeeper – lo AAP ko pata hi nai, yeh scheme toh last month thi aur bhabhiji ne iska 8 baar labh uthaaya
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Baba sexidas ek din gareeb logon ke upar apne vichaar prakat kar rahe they – gareeb aadmi ki bhi kya zindagi hoti h
…pant kharidta h toh joote fatt jaate..joote kharidta h toh shirt fat jaati h…sab kuch ek saath kharidta h toh gaand fat jaati h..
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Sindhi suhagraat mein dheere dheere wife ki panty utar raha tha..
Wife – ae ji kya dekh rahe ho?
Sindhi – kapda acha h…90meter ka toh hoga?
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Grandson – dadaji aapke daant h par dadiji ke kyun nai?
Dada – beta Maine doodh bot peeya h aur Teri Dadi ne ganna bot choosa h
_______________________________________________________Sharaab pee ke Santa full tight tha aur achanak neend mein rone laga…mera kho gaya mera kho gaya
Santa’s wife – chup chaap so jaao aur meri panty mein se haath hatao
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Sex karne ke baad husband bola – darling..balance khatam ho gaya…
Itne mein padosi ka bachha apni chaddi utar ke bola – aunty Vodafone ka chota recharge chalega?
Top 50 Non veg Faadu Jokes
Boyfriend ne apni girlfriend ko aadhi raat me bulaya.
Boyfriend apni zins ki zip kholkar,
Girlfriend se bolaa – Tere pass aisa wala hai kya ?
Girlfriend sharmati huyi apni scart kholkar boli –
Mummy ne bola hai,
aisa wala hain, To waisa wala bahut milega. 
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Ek Baar Pappu Apni GF Ko Chudai Karne K Irade Se
Hotel k Room Me Le Gya
Room Me Jakar Ladki Ne Fatafat Apne Kapde Utaare
Or Pappu Ka Lund Pakad Liya To Usme Sey 2-3 Boondey
Tapak Gayi
Ladki;- Jaanu Ye Kya Hai
Pappu;- Kuch Nhi Pagli Yeh To Khushi Ki Aansu Hai
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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se: Kabhi tumne BOOBS se dudh piya hai???
Ladka (sharmate hue): Nahi…
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Ladki:
To bachpan me kya BAAP KA LUND
chus ke bada hua hai
bhenchod.?!
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Girlfriend – tumhein 8 boobs mile toh kya karoge?
Boy – dabuanga…chaatunga..chusunga…uspar latak jaaunga
Girlfriend – toh wahan par ek kutiya soyi hui h, chalo shuru ho jaao
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1 sir 1 madam ke boobs dabaa rahe they toh 1 student ne dekh lia
Sir – beta miss ke seene mein dard h isliye dabaa raha hun
Student – bhen ke lode HBO dekhta hun pogo nai
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Call girl ke b’day par saheli ne sms kia – –
Har aadmi tere nange badan pe barse…tere jeevan mein aaye itne customer ki tu poora saal bra panty pehnne ko tarse…
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Kehte h shaadi ki gaanth toh aasman mein hi bandh jaati h…insaan toh sirf petikot Salwar aur bra ki gaanth kholne ke liye zameen pe bheja jaata h
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Galib ne begum ka Gila whisper dekha to arz kia…ghaagre ke niche se paani laal aata h…wah wah…kya meri begum ka bhonsda bhi paan khaata h…
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Boy – mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana…
Girl black pehan ke aayi…
Boy – tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h
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Heights of tv ad – ladki cheekh rahi thi aur villian paaglon ki tarah uske dress ke button kholne ki koshish kar raha tha, bt fer bhi button nai khul rahe they
Background voice aati h – gopal button wale…appki maa behan ki izzat ke rakhwale
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Shohar 1st night pe biwi se – tumne kabhi koi gandi movie dekhi h?
Biwi – haan
Shohar – bas humne phir waise hi karna h
Biwi – toh baaki 2 ladkon ko tum bulaaoge ya main call karun?
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3 ladkian class mein baat kar rahi thi –
Sanam : Maine sir ki table par condom dekha
Salma – maine usmein ched kar dia h
Shazia – marwaa dia kutti saali
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