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Ek jungal me sher apni wife serni ke saath( gufa me ) bde aaram se baitha tha achanak ek dog bahar aakar sher ko galiya dene lga....
sherni boli sher se ye kutta tumhe gaaliya de rha h aur tum kuchh khte kyo nhi..
is par sher khta h cchhodo yaar kutta h bhok kar chlaa jaayega..
thodi der fir kutta gaaliya dene lga aur sher ko chellang krne lga.
jab kaafi baar esa hi hua to sherni se rha n gya aur wo kutte ko khane ke liye uske picchhe dodne lgi.
kutta bhag kar do barik pedo ke bich se kud kar nikal gya par sherni usme phans gyi ..
ab kutta picchhe se aaya aur dba kar sherni ki gand maari...
ab sherni gufa me gyi to sher bola marwa aayi gand. sherni ne pucchha tumhe kaise pta ki usne meri gand maari h..
sher bola mai isliye to bahar nhi jaa rha tha .. ek din isne meri gand bhi isi tarah maari thi...😂😁😂😁😁
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Santa to Banta - tumko kisi
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pyar hua hai ?.
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Banta - haa yaar par vo
manti hi
nahi,
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Santa -Kyu kya kaheti he,.
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Banta -Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai😂😁😂😁😁






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Santa Ka Mood Bana Ki Aaj Omelet Khate Hai
Bazar Gaya Aur Jake Ek Anda Le Aya
Ghar Aake Omelet Banane Ke Liye Jaisi Hi Anda Toda To Anda Ander Se Khali Nikla
Santa Khundak Mein Bola: “Benchod Kamal Ho Gaya, Aaj Kal Ke Murge Bhi Lagta Hai Cxndom Pahnne Lag Gaye Hai😂😁😂😁

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