Adult Jokes for wife

One Girl's Problem

Boy Offers A Drink To A Girl In A Party.
Girl - No, Thanks. Whisky Is Bad For My Legs.
Boy - Legs ? Thats Strange, Do They Pain Or Swell ?
Girl - No, They Spread.

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What Is More Important Than Your Ego.....?

Compromising With Your Wife.
Doesn't Mean You Are Wrong & She Is Right.
It Only Means That
Having Sex Everyday, Is More Important Than Your Ego.

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Khan Ko Chutiya Banati Hai Sali

"Apne Khan Sahab Ki Biwi Usko Bevkoof Banane Chali Thi, Par Apne Khan Bhi Khan Hai Ese Bevkoof Thode Ban Jayenge."
Khan Fauj Mein Tha, Kafi Time Ke Baad Ghar Aya To Dekha Ki Biwi Ek Chote Se Bache Ko God Mein Bitha Ke Doodh Pila Rahi Hai.
Khan Gusse Se Biwi Ko Bola: “Mere Bina Tu Pregnant Kaise Ho Gayi?”
Biwi Usko Bevkoof Banate Hue: “Ji, Main Roj Aapki Id Photo Ko Dekh Ke Mannat Mangti Thi”
Khan Gusse Se: “Sali, Mujhe Chutiya Samjhti Hai, Photo To Passport Size Ka Hai, Usmein Samaan Kidhar Hai?“

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