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Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ko 25 Saal Ho Gaye The, Maje Mein Baal Bachhon Ke Saath Pati Patni Ji Rahe The,
Lekin Patni Ko Aaj Tak Ek Bat Nahi Samajh Aayi Thi Pati Raat Ko Andhere Mein Hi Sex Kyun Karta Hai?
Isliye Usne Pachasvi Saalgirha Ke Moke Par Ye Raaj Jaan Lene Ki Than Li.
Raat Hui, Dono So Gaye, Sex Shuru Hua, Achaanak Se Patni Ne Bedroom Ki Light On Ki,
Aur Dekha Ki Pati Hath Mein Ek Ladki Ka Lund Leke Use Chod Raha Hai. Patni Ne Rona Chalu Kar Diya.
Patni Boli: “Sale Bhadve Meri Jindagi Barbaad Kardi, Zindagi Bhar Andhere Mein Mujhe Lakdi Se Chodata Raha, Hijade Teri Pol Ab Main Duniya Ke Saamne Khol Dungi”
Pati Itna Sunkar Bola: “Randi 25 Saal Mein Is Lakdi Ke Lund Se Tujhe 5 Bachhe Hue Maine Kabhi Kuch Kaha?“
😂😁😀😁😂
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A Man Goes To His Doctor And Complains That His Wife Hasn’t Wanted To Have Sex With Him For The Past Six Months.
The Doctor Tells The Man To Bring His Wife In So He Can Talk To Her And Hopefully Determine What The Problem Is.
The Following Day, The Wife Goes To The Doctor’s Office.
The Doctor Asks Her “What’s Wrong, Why Doesn’t She Want To Have Sex With Her Husband?”
The Wife Says: “Oh, That’s Easily Explained. For The Past Six Months, I’ve Been Taking A Cab To Work Every Morning. I Don’t Have Any Money.”
The Cab Driver Asks Me, ‘Are You Going To Pay Today, Or What?’ So, I Take An ‘Or What’.”
She Continues: “Then, When I Get To Work, I’m Late, So The Boss Asks Me: “Are We Going To Write This Down In The Book, Or What?” So, I Take An ‘Or What’.
I Take A Cab To Go Home After Work And, As Usual, I Have No Money.
The Cab Driver Asks Me Again, ‘So, Are You Going To Pay This Time, Or What?’ Again, I Take An ‘Or What’.
So You See, Doc, By The Time I Get Home I’m All Tired Out And Don’t Want It Anymore.”
“Yes, I See,” Replies The Doctor.
“So, Are We Going To Tell Your Husband, Or What?”
😂😁😀😁😂
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Do Lady Police Officers Kutta Le Kar Ja Rahi Thi.
Pahli: “Meri Panty Police Station Mein Rah Gayi Hai”
Dusri: “Kutte Ko Apni Chut Sungha Do Wo Le Aayega”
Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Kutta Chala Gaya.
Dus Minute Baad Kutta Wapis Aaya To Uske Muh Mein Inspector Ka Lund Tha.
😂😁😀😁😂
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Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Ko 25 Saal Ho Gaye The, Maje Mein Baal Bachhon Ke Saath Pati Patni Ji Rahe The,
Lekin Patni Ko Aaj Tak Ek Bat Nahi Samajh Aayi Thi Pati Raat Ko Andhere Mein Hi Sex Kyun Karta Hai?
Isliye Usne Pachasvi Saalgirha Ke Moke Par Ye Raaj Jaan Lene Ki Than Li.
Raat Hui, Dono So Gaye, Sex Shuru Hua, Achaanak Se Patni Ne Bedroom Ki Light On Ki,
Aur Dekha Ki Pati Hath Mein Ek Ladki Ka Lund Leke Use Chod Raha Hai. Patni Ne Rona Chalu Kar Diya.
Patni Boli: “Sale Bhadve Meri Jindagi Barbaad Kardi, Zindagi Bhar Andhere Mein Mujhe Lakdi Se Chodata Raha, Hijade Teri Pol Ab Main Duniya Ke Saamne Khol Dungi”
Pati Itna Sunkar Bola: “Randi 25 Saal Mein Is Lakdi Ke Lund Se Tujhe 5 Bachhe Hue Maine Kabhi Kuch Kaha?“
😂😁😀😁😂
______________________________________
______________________________________
______________________________________
A Man Goes To His Doctor And Complains That His Wife Hasn’t Wanted To Have Sex With Him For The Past Six Months.
The Doctor Tells The Man To Bring His Wife In So He Can Talk To Her And Hopefully Determine What The Problem Is.
The Following Day, The Wife Goes To The Doctor’s Office.
The Doctor Asks Her “What’s Wrong, Why Doesn’t She Want To Have Sex With Her Husband?”
The Wife Says: “Oh, That’s Easily Explained. For The Past Six Months, I’ve Been Taking A Cab To Work Every Morning. I Don’t Have Any Money.”
The Cab Driver Asks Me, ‘Are You Going To Pay Today, Or What?’ So, I Take An ‘Or What’.”
She Continues: “Then, When I Get To Work, I’m Late, So The Boss Asks Me: “Are We Going To Write This Down In The Book, Or What?” So, I Take An ‘Or What’.
I Take A Cab To Go Home After Work And, As Usual, I Have No Money.
The Cab Driver Asks Me Again, ‘So, Are You Going To Pay This Time, Or What?’ Again, I Take An ‘Or What’.
So You See, Doc, By The Time I Get Home I’m All Tired Out And Don’t Want It Anymore.”
“Yes, I See,” Replies The Doctor.
“So, Are We Going To Tell Your Husband, Or What?”
😂😁😀😁😂
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Do Lady Police Officers Kutta Le Kar Ja Rahi Thi.
Pahli: “Meri Panty Police Station Mein Rah Gayi Hai”
Dusri: “Kutte Ko Apni Chut Sungha Do Wo Le Aayega”
Usne Aisa Hi Kiya Aur Kutta Chala Gaya.
Dus Minute Baad Kutta Wapis Aaya To Uske Muh Mein Inspector Ka Lund Tha.
😂😁😀😁😂
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