Dipeeka Padukone and Ranveer Singh
Hindi Jokes



Ranveer Singh: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!😋😀😁😁

.....................................................................................................................................................................


Shadi ki pehli raat Ranveer Singh apni Dipeeka Padukone se:
Begam Ejazat hai?
Dipeeka Padukone: Ji Ejazat hai.
Ranveer Singh ne subah tak kar kar bura haal kar diya.
Dipeeka Padukone bimar ho gayi
Ranveer Singh usko sasural chodhne gaya,
Wapis aane laga toh apne saas & sasur se bola:
Achha Ji, Ejazat hai?
Dipeeka Padukone chillaai: Papa Ejazat mat dena
MAA CH*D dega !😋😎😀😁

.....................................................................................................................................................................


Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!😋😎😀😁


.....................................................................................................................................................................

A bull was servicing the cows..
Dipeeka Padukone asks to manager: How many times can this bull have sex?
Manager replies: 5 to 6 times in a day.
Dipeeka Padukone looks at Ranveer Singh: You see?
Ranveer Singh asks to manager: Is it the same cow every time?
No sir it’s a different cow every time.
Ranveer Singh looks back to Dipeeka Padukone: you see!😎😁😁