Dirty Entertaining Comedy for girlfriend


 Secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her
boss.
She sent him a Thank you note on email.
Bosses wife read the mail and filed a divorce in
court.
The mail says:
"Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last
night.
It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm
stroke.
Initially its tip was to be licked to bring to working
order &
it is equally good on both sides.
I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in
heaven when using it.
I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish.
At last it is mine and mine for ever.
Thanks a lot"
Moral: space is an essential part in English and
married life too...😂😁😂😁







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Few centuries ago, a Law teacher came across a
student who was willing to learn but was unable to
pay the fees.
The student struck a deal saying, "I will pay your
fee the day I win my first case in the court."
Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course.
When the course was finished and teacher started
pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student
reminded him of the deal and pushed days.
Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the
student in the court of law and both of them
decided to argue for themselves.
The teacher put forward his argument saying, "If I
win this case,as per the court of law, the student
has to pay me as the case is about his non-
payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student
will still pay me because he would have won his
first case. So either way I will have to get the
money."
Equally brilliant student argued back saying, "If I
win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have
to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about
my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I
don't have to pay him because I haven't won my
first case yet, So either way, I am not going to pay
the teacher anything."
This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded
in history.😂😁😂😁