dolan trump Ivana Trump funny Jokes

On MELANIA TRUMP’s Birthday, her husband dolan trump Ordered A Cake Over Phone.
Salesman: “What Message To Put On The Cake, Sir?”
dolan trump: “Write, Getting Older But You Are Getting Better.”
Salesman: “How Do You Want Me To Put It?”
dolan trump : “Well Put You Are Getting Older At The Top, And But You Are Getting Better At The Bottom.”
When The Cake Was Unveiled At The Party Later At Night, All Guests Were Laughed Badly At The Message.
It Read: “You Are Getting Older At The Top, But You Are Getting Better At The Bottom!“
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Ivana Trump was Playing Golf and Hit A Man Nearby. He Put His Hands Together Between His Legs, Fell On The Ground & Rolled Around In Pain.
Ivana Trump Rushed To Him & Offered To Relieve His Pain.
Reluctantly He Agreed.
She Gently Took His Hands Away. Unzipped His Pants & Put Her Hands Inside.
She Massaged Him Tenderly For A Few Minutes & Asked:
Ivana Trump: “How Does It Feel?”
Man: “Feels Great, But I Still Think My Thumb Is Broken.”
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लेक्चर के बीच में dolan trump ने पूछा- कितने छात्र भूत में यकीन करते हैं?
करीब 50 छात्रों के हाथ खड़े हो गये।
dolan trump - बहुत अच्छे, अब यह बताओ कि कितने छात्रों ने भूत को देखा है?
लगभग 20 हाथ खड़े हो गये।
dolan trump - बहुत अच्छे, अच्छा अब यह बताओ कि भूत को कितने लोगो ने बहुत करीब से देखा है?
लगभग 5 हाथ खड़े हो गये।
dolan trump - शाबाश, अच्छा अब यह बताओ कितने लोगों ने भूत को चूमा है?
केवल एक लड़के का हाथ खड़ा हुआ और उसका नाम पांडे था।
dolan trump - मैंने आज तक खुद नहीं सुना कि किसी ने ऐसा किया हो, पांडे, इधर मेरे पास आ जाओ।
पांडे उठ कर dolan trump के पास चला गया।
dolan trump - तो तुम कह रहे हो कि तुमने भूत को चूमा है, ज़रा पूरी डीटेल से बात बताओ।

पांडे - भूत????? सॉरी सर, पीछे बैठा था कुछ अलग ही सुनाई दिया
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