English Jokes for Girlfriend
A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"😋😎😀😁
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A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were speeding?" The man replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding." The mans wife then yells, "Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles." "SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite." Then the cop says, "well, since I've got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?" "No Sir" the man replies, "I did not know that" "WHATEVER!" His wife yells, "I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!" "Shut up" the man yells to his wife again! "Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!" Curios, the cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her, "Does he always talk to you this way?" "No" she replies, " Only when he's drinking!"😋😎😀😁😂
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🤣😜😂😜😀😁😉
मास्टर जी -- मुहावरे का अर्थ बताओ "सांप की दुम पर पैर रखना"
स्टूडेंट -- पत्नी को मायके जाने से रोकना :
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मास्टर जी समझ नही पा रहे हैं कि इसे बाहर निकालू या क्लास का मॉनीटर बनाऊ
😜😂🤣😁😆🤣
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हवलदार:- सर कल रात सभी कैदियों ने
जेल में रामायण प्ले
किया था।
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जेलर:- ये तो अच्छी बात है, इसमें इतना
परेशान क्यों हो रहे हो?
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हवलदार:- सर परेशानी ये है कि हनुमान बना
कैदी अभी तक 'संजीवनी लेकर वापस नही
आया। 😜😜😂
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बोलो बजरंग बली की जय 😝👯
A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"😋😎😀😁
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A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were speeding?" The man replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding." The mans wife then yells, "Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles." "SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite." Then the cop says, "well, since I've got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?" "No Sir" the man replies, "I did not know that" "WHATEVER!" His wife yells, "I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!" "Shut up" the man yells to his wife again! "Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!" Curios, the cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her, "Does he always talk to you this way?" "No" she replies, " Only when he's drinking!"😋😎😀😁😂
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🤣😜😂😜😀😁😉
मास्टर जी -- मुहावरे का अर्थ बताओ "सांप की दुम पर पैर रखना"
स्टूडेंट -- पत्नी को मायके जाने से रोकना :
.
मास्टर जी समझ नही पा रहे हैं कि इसे बाहर निकालू या क्लास का मॉनीटर बनाऊ
😜😂🤣😁😆🤣
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हवलदार:- सर कल रात सभी कैदियों ने
जेल में रामायण प्ले
किया था।
....
जेलर:- ये तो अच्छी बात है, इसमें इतना
परेशान क्यों हो रहे हो?
.....
हवलदार:- सर परेशानी ये है कि हनुमान बना
कैदी अभी तक 'संजीवनी लेकर वापस नही
आया। 😜😜😂
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बोलो बजरंग बली की जय 😝👯
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