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लडका ( गुनगुनाते हुये ) मुस्कुराने की वजह तुम हो,
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लडकी :- ohhh really😘
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लडका :- हां तेरी शकल ही ऐसी है,
देखकर हंसी निकल जाती है..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



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Ek ladki apne boyfriend se: Kabhi tumne BOOBS se dudh piya hai???
Ladka (sharmate hue): Nahi…
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Ladki:
To bachpan me kya BAAP KA LUND
chus ke bada hua hai
bhenchod.?!😋😎😀😁😂

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 Boy – mujhe pyar karti ho toh kal colg white dress pehan ke aana…
Girl black pehan ke aayi…
Boy – tu jab jhuki toh Maine dekh lia ki tu mujhe andar se pyar karti h😋😎😀😁😂


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Girl:-bra dikhao. salesmen:-36 chalegi? Girl:- choti do. salesmen:-32?
Girl:-aur choti. salesmen:-28?
Girl:-thodi aur. salesmen:-20?
Girl:-nahi todi aur. salesmen:- Madam BAND-AID laga lo, Pimple hua hoga.
😋😎😀😁
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