High voltage non veg jokes


 3 College Ki Ladkiya Aapas Mein
Baatein Kar Rahi Thhi
Aur Ek Dusre Ko Samjha Rahi Thhi
Ki Unmein Kitni Garmi Hai
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1st Saheli: “ Meri Ch#t Itni Ki Press Karlo 
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” 2nd Saheli: “ Meri Itni
Hot Ke Chai Bana Lo .”
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Teesri Husne Lag Gayi To Uski Friends Ne Pucha Has kyu Rahi Ho
To Vo Boli: 
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“ Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi Meri Itni Hot Hai Ki Meri G#nd Me
Bhutta Daalo Aur Ch#t Se Popcorn Lelo
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3 Biwiya Apas Mein Sex Ke Bare Mein Batein Kar Rahi Thhi Aur Apne Pati Ke Styles Ko Explain Kar Rahi Thhi
Pehli: “ Janti Ho Mere Pati To Mujhe Ch*dte Waqt Ungli Bhi Karte Hai.”
Dusri: “ Bus, Arey Mere Pati To Apna Hath Aur Pair Bhi Dal Dete Hai, Kabhi Kabhi To Apna Pura Sir Bhi ”
Teesri Dheeee Se Muskrte Hue Khadi Hui Aur Apni Ch*t Ko Thoda Sa Jhatka Deke Boli
“ Aye Ji Kitni Der Andar Rehoge Bahar Bhi Aa Jao “😂😁😀😁😁






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A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade.

The boy said 'Ma'am, I should b in 4th grade,I'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.

The Ma'am {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principal's office.

She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What's 3+3?

Boy: 6

Principal: 6+6?

Boy: 12 & so on

The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right.

The Principal then asked Ma'am to send the boy to 4th grade.

Ma'am decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed.

Ma'am: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?

Boy: Legs

Ma'am: What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?

Boy: Pockets

Ma'am: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ma'am: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubble Gum

Ma'am: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I?

Boy: Tent

The principal was looking restless

Ma'am: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I?

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ma'am: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose

Ma'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver

Boy:Arrow

Ma'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Boy : Fork

Ma'am: Whats it that all men have,it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname

Ma'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin & is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart

The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- 'Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself
😂😁😀😁😂
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