Hindi Adults Jokes for girls

टीचर क्लास में अपने खुद के बच्चे को दुध पिलाती हुए बोली..
अले अले ...
मेला बेटा दुददु पी के डाक्टर बनेगा ..

Ek नालायक student बोला.. मैडम जी थोड़ा हमे भी पिला दो,
हम मेडिकल स्टोर ही खोल लेंगे ....

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 In 1975, Superman, Batman & Spiderman were flying across India & suddenly they died.

How?
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Na beta na,
Har cheez ka answer Rajnikant nahi hota...

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Yaad hai, Sholay me Gabbar ne 3 goliyan hawa me chalayi thi...

😀😄😁😆😅😂😂🤣


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Height of Sophistication- Sucking Nipples with a straw.

Height of Technology-A Condom with a zip.

Height of Noise- 2 skeletons screwing on a tin roof.

Height of Patience- A girl lying naked under a banana tree hoping for banana to fall.

Height of shame- Running with an erect penis towards a wall and breaking your nose first.

Height of laziness- Marrying a pregnant woman.

Height of Unemployment- Spider web found in a prostitute's Vagina

😃😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣