India Pakistan Non Veg Entertainment sms
• India Pakistan Non Veg Entertainment sms • joke on pakistan in hindi • india vs pakistan funny Jokes
Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya,
Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha.
Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?”
Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundon Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne Sath Pakistan Le Jao”
Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?”
Auto Wala: “Jo Lund Tumhari Maa Ki Choot Mein Fit Beith Jaye Use Rakh Lena, Baki Apne Yaaro Dosto Mein Baant Dena Taki Aur Koi Pakistani Teri Tarha Apni Maa Chudane India Na Aaye“
😂😁😀😁😂
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An Indian, A Japanese, And A Pakistani Were Sitting Naked In The Sauna.
Suddenly There Is A Beeping Sound. The Indian Presses His Forearm And The Beeping Stops.
The Others Look At Him Questioningly. “That’s My Pager,” He Says. “I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.”
A Few Minutes Later A Phone Rings. The Japanese Lifts His Palm To His Ear.
When He Finishes He Explains, “That’s My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.”
The Pakistani, Feeling Decidedly Low-Tech But Not To Be Outdone, Decided He Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
He Steps Out Of The Sauna And Goes To The Toilet. He Returns With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From His Butt.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Said, “Wow! What’s That?”
“I’m Getting A Fax,” He Explains.
😂😁😀
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• India Pakistan Non Veg Entertainment sms • joke on pakistan in hindi • india vs pakistan funny Jokes
Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya,
Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha.
Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?”
Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundon Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne Sath Pakistan Le Jao”
Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?”
Auto Wala: “Jo Lund Tumhari Maa Ki Choot Mein Fit Beith Jaye Use Rakh Lena, Baki Apne Yaaro Dosto Mein Baant Dena Taki Aur Koi Pakistani Teri Tarha Apni Maa Chudane India Na Aaye“
😂😁😀😁😂
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An Indian, A Japanese, And A Pakistani Were Sitting Naked In The Sauna.
Suddenly There Is A Beeping Sound. The Indian Presses His Forearm And The Beeping Stops.
The Others Look At Him Questioningly. “That’s My Pager,” He Says. “I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.”
A Few Minutes Later A Phone Rings. The Japanese Lifts His Palm To His Ear.
When He Finishes He Explains, “That’s My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand.”
The Pakistani, Feeling Decidedly Low-Tech But Not To Be Outdone, Decided He Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.
He Steps Out Of The Sauna And Goes To The Toilet. He Returns With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From His Butt.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Said, “Wow! What’s That?”
“I’m Getting A Fax,” He Explains.
😂😁😀
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