Jokes for fun 😂

one day a little girl went up to her teacher.
Girl: I have a question...
Teacher: yes?
Girl: Can my mommy get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is she?
Girl: 39
Teacher: Yes your mommy can get pregnant.
Girl: Can my sister get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is you sister?
Girl: 19
Teacher: Yes your sister can get pregnant.
Girl: Can I get pregnant?
Teacher: How old are you?
Girl: 7
Teacher: No you can not get pregnant.
Little boy walks up behind the girl
lil johnny: See I told you we had nothing to worry about. 😋😎😀😁😂
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Teacher : Give me the opposite.of this sentence ' Children in the dark make mistakes'
Me : Mistakes in the dark make children.
Teacher : ( .___.)😋😎😀😁😂

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A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very shear blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to go out like that! The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes downstairs and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.... The grandmother says. "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."😋😎😀😁