nawabi non veg sms for girlfriend

 "Aaj Uska Dil Phir Dukha Diya Hamne,
Apne Pyar Ka Karz Chuka Diya Hamne,
De Kar Laalach Use Ice Cream Ka,
Andhere Mein Apna Choosa Diya Hamne."
😂😁😀😁😂😁😀
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 Boy to a Doctor: My gf is pregnant bt I used
protection
Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,
Ek Shikari ek din Gun ki jagah Umbrella le gaya,
Achanak Lion samne aaya to usne Umbrella ka
handle khicha aur fire kiya,
Lion wahi mar gaya..
Boy: baba ji ka thullu....
Kissi aur ne goli mari hogi..
Doctor: Exactly!!.
?????😂😁😀😁😂

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nawabi non veg sms for girlfriend

1ladki,apni Saheli se,,,baat kar rahe
thi,,,
1ladki,,: kbhi tum kisi bat pe heran hui
ho?
Sahelii! Han..
ladki,,
Kon si bat pe?
Sahelii!
1 din main ghar me akeli thi 1 admi
aya
kuch nhi bola..
aram se apne or mery kapry utary
mujy bed pe litaya mery hont chusy
boobs dabay phir meri tange uthaen
apna 7 inch ka lund mery andar dala
50,60 jhatky lagay or khamoshi se
kapry pehn kar chala gya.
Main ab tak heran hon k aakhir wo
sharif admi chahta kya tha,'
😂😁😀😁😂
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