Non veg comedy msg in Hindi

Height of misunderstandin g:
Mr. Kapoor comes home one night, and
his wife throws her arms around his
neck: "I have great news... I'm a month
overdue. I think we're going to have a
baby!
The doctor gave me a test today, but
until we find out for sure, we can't tell
anybody."
The next day, Mrs. Kapoor receives a
telephone call from Reliance Energy
because the electricity bill has not been
paid.
" Am I speaking to Mrs. Kapoor? "
"Yes... speaking"
Reliance guy, "You're a month overdue,
you know!"
"How do YOU know?" stammers the
young woman.
"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the
Reliance guy.
"What are you saying? It's in your files...
HOW ???"
" Yes ..... We have a system of finding
out who's overdue "
" GOD !!!... This is too much..."
"Madam, I am sorry... I am just following
orders... I have to inform that you are
overdue.."
"I know that ... let me talk to my
husband about this tonight. He will
speak to your company tomorrow.. "
That night, she tells her husband about
the incident, and he, mad as a
bull,rushes to Reliance office the next
day morning.
"What's going on? You have it on file
that my wife is a month overdue? What
business is that of yours?" the husband
shouts..
"Just calm down," says the lady at the
reception at Reliance, "it's nothing
serious. All you have to do is pay us."
"PAY you? And if I refuse?"
"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no
option but to cut yours off.."
"And what would my wife do then?"
the husband asks.
"Well... I don't know. I guess she'd have
to use a candle.😂😁😀😁😂

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Non veg comedy msg in Hindi
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Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone
kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone
uthaya.
.
Ladki: Apne uncle ko fone do.
.
.
Bacha: Aap ka name?
.
.
Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho ki
Jaaneman ka fone hai.
..
jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha
usse sunn kar larki behosh ho
gayi.
.
.
uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
.
.
.
.
.
"lekin aunty mobile pe to
"Papu Plumber" likha hua tha....😂😁😀😁😂

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