sms hindi jokes for girlfriend


 A Married Man died before SEX.
His Wife cut his Penis, filled it with Cement
& fixed it in
d Wall.
Every Night she used to go to d Wall & get
satisfied
Herself.
One day her Neighbour saw this..!
He made a Hole in the Wall & put His own
Penis in place
of that.. & waited His turn for Sex.
The Lady came with a Knife...Cut His Penis &
said...
"Darling today We are shifting to our new
House..!"
.
Moral- Har jagah Apna Lavda nahi fasana
chahiye😂😁😂😁






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A little boy was doing his maths homework, saying to himself, 2+5 the son of bitch is 7.. 3+6 the son of bitch is 9.
His mother heared this & gasped "wht r u doing?" the little boy answered, "I'm doing my math's homework Mom."
"And this is how ur teacher taught u to do it?"
"Yes", he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher nxt day,
"Are u teaching maths to children by saying 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?"
the teacher started laughing, and answrd "wht I taught them was, 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4".
Dese kids! 😂😁😂😁
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Santa asked his doctor if there was a test to determine if he was gay.
The doctor said, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants."
Santa pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his balls and told him to say 55.
Santa said, "55."
The doctor then grabbed the his dick and told him to say 55.
Santa, "55".
The doctor then told the him to turn around, and putting a finger in Santa's ass he once again told him to say 55.
Santa: "1...2...3...4...5...6...7......😂😁😂😁