Teacher Student Desi Non Veg massage in Hindi
Teacher: What's the opposite of
laughing?
Student: Fucking.
Teacher: How's that?
Student: Laughing is "ha..ha..ha" &
Fucking is "ah..ah..ah"😂😁😀😁😁

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Santa Banta Aur Wife Ki Adla Badli
Santa Aur Banta Kafi Acche Friends Thhe Par Kisi Vajah Se Dono Alag Alag Ho Gaye
Kafi Saalo Ke Baad Dono Ek Hi Shahar Mein Ek Dusre Ko Mile Aur Bade Khush Hue
Santa Ne Banta Ko Bola: “Yaar Hum Dono Ki Ab Shadi Bhi Ho Gayi Hai, Kal Babhi Ko Leke Mere Ghar Aao Na”
Banta Maan Gaya Aur Agle Din Apni Biwi Ke Sath Dinner Karne Santa Ke Ghar Pahunch Gaya
Dono Ne Khana Khaya Aur Ikathe Daru Pee, Kuch Peg Peene Ke Baad Santa Ek Dum Se Bola
Santa: “Yaar Aaj Bada Maja Aya, Kyu Na Is Maje Ko Double Kiya Jaye”
Banta Khush Hoke: “Haan Yaar Bolo Kya Kare?”
Santa: “Chal Aaj Wife Swapping Karte Hai (Wife Ki Adla Badli)”
Banta Pahle To Sharmaya Par Fir Santa Ki Biwi Ko Dekh Ke Bola Chal Kar Hi Lete Hai
Dono Wife Swap Karke Apne Apne Kamre Mein Guss Gaye
Subha Banta Utha Aur Santa Ki Biwi Ko Bola
Banta: “Mera Yaar Santa Vakiye Hi Bada Lucky Hai, Usko Tum Jaisi Kitni Sexy & Hot Biwi Mili Hai”
Ladki Hairan Hote Hue: “Oye Biwi Kaisi Biwi? Usne To Mujhe Ek Raat Ke Liye Paisi Deke Bulaya Thha”
So Dosto, Aap Logo Ne Dekha Ki Hamare Santa Ka Dimag Vese Chahe Slow Chalta Ho Par Sex Ke Mamle Mein To Ultra Fast Hai. Aur Ye Baat Piche Kuch Jokes Mein Aap Note Bhi Kar Chuke Honge,.😂😁😀😁😂😂😁





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Recommended Dosage Of Viagra.

New Girlfriend: No Need.

Old Girlfriend: Half Tablet.

Mistress: 1 Tablet.

Wife: 2 Tablets + Blue Film + Whisky + Will Power + Her Permission.


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Once a DOCTOR and an PROGRAMMER entered a
chocolate store..
As they were busy looking around,
doctor stole 3 chocolate bars...
As they left the store, doctor said to
PROGRAMMER :
"Man! I'm the best thief ever,
I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You
can't beat that"
Programmer replied: "You wanna see something
better? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show
you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and Programmer
said to the Shop boy:
"Do you wanna see magic..?"
The Shop boy replied: "Yes..!!!"
Programmer said: "Give me one chocolate bar!"
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it...
He asked for the second, and he ate that as
well..
He asked for the third, and finished that one
too...
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic..?"
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..
Prgrammer replied: "Check in my friend's
pocket, and you'll find them..!!"

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William Sexfear’s Best Quote Of The Year

Men Are Born From Between The Legs Of A Woman.

And

They Spend The Rest Of Their Lives Trying To Get Back In Them.

This Is Called “Homesickness”.
😂😁😀😁😂
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