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I liked no 6 the best.
STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 😖😖

 1. At movies:
 "Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
 Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?" 😂

 2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
 "Sorry did that hurt ?"
 Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"
 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

 3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
 call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
 Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping, u stupid fool ?" 😂😂

 💇💇💇💇💇💇💇💇
 4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
 Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !" 😁😁

☎☎☎☎☎☎☎
 5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
 Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!" 😂😂

 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘
 6. When I m washing my car....
 Neighbor: "Hey ! Are u washing ur car ?"
Me: "No, I m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.. 😄😄😄😉😉😉       

Share if U wanna put a smile on someone's face.. 😊😊 Too hilarious 😁😁