I have a neighbor whose name is 'God'.

And his girl's name is Bhakti,

Mom says that

'Son, by putting his mind in the devotion of God'

Now how to explain to mom

I put my mind in devotion, but

God is not obeying. 



0 came in LKG child's paper.

Angry Father: What is this?

Child: Dad, the teacher had stars run out

That's why he gave the moon.

If your son says "Hello Hello",

leave the room,

So understand that

Your future daughter-in-law has a phone!