Dad Daughter husband Wife Hilarious memes and funny jokes in English

While worshiping wife: Listen, do you remember Vandana?
 Husband: Yes the same no, fair, sharp nano and long haired.
  Then the husband's worship, Archana and Aarti all happened together.

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   Husband: How is this vegetable made? No salt, no chili, no taste. You do not feel like working, you are engaged in mobile all the time.
    The wife stared and said: First remove the mobile from in front of your own eyes, I am seeing for a long time that you are eating bread with water.
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Daughter: Dad, I had a fight with him yesterday.
      Father: Never mind, daughter, there are quarrels between every husband and wife.
       Daughter: That's fine, but where should I put the dead body now?


The problem of Indian women, considers the husband everything, but does not believe in the husband.
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        Announcement happened during the DJ playing in the wedding,
         If the dance doesn't come, feed your buffalo.
          The husband sitting in front said to the wife, come on darling you must be hungry.
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