Wife - Always half my forehead hurts,
Looks like I'll have to see a doctor.
Husband - Oh what to tell the doctor in that!
He will hurt as much as he is.
Since then, the whole body of the husband has been suffering.

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Father: If this time you failed in the exam, then
Don't call me papa.
After the test,
Father: How is Your Result?
flax: don't curd the brain
You have lost your right to be called Peter father. 😆
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Wife: Please don't ride the bike fast.
I am scared.
Sardar: If you are also scared,
So close your eyes like me.

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Husband to his wife :- Pressing my shirt by vomiting.
Wife :- ok
After some time
Husband :- Have you pressed my shirt?
Wife :- No not now
Husband :- Why.?
Wife:- I am not able to vomit right now, so how can I press after vomiting.
Husband faints.
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