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Girlfriends are like blue jeans. They look
good for a while but eventually they fade
and have to be replaced..

Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams
are like girlfriend?
Girlfriend: How funny?
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to
understand, complicated, lots of questions
and the result is always doubtful..

Boyfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Do you remember what i just
said?
Girlfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Boyfriend: Yes, if you insist..

Boyfriend: "Life's a bitch, just like you."
Girlfriend: "Actually life is short, just like
your dick."

Boyfriend: Just because you have your
period doesn't mean you can be a bitch.
Girlfriend: Oh well just because you have
a dick doesn't mean you can be one.

Boyfriend: "Hey babe, you smell that?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking."

Girlfriend : Babe , What´s Your Fav
Position?
Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and
Make You My Wife.

Girlfriend: "Go to hell."
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry, I can't go to hell.
They kicked my ass out. I was caught
selling ice."

Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys
have common sense, very short figure!
Girlfriend: What about Rest?
Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!

Girlfriend: I want to end up our
relationship, I am going to return you
everything you gave me..
Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then,
let's
start with Kisses!"