A visiting professor at Rajasthan State
University is giving a seminar on the
supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people
here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students
raise their hands.

"Well that’s a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts, do any of you
think you’ve ever seen a ghost?" About 40
students raise their hands.

"That’s really good. I’m really glad you
take this seriously. Has anyone here ever
talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their
hands.

"That’s a great response. Has anyone here
ever touched a ghost?" Three students
raise their hands. "That’s fantastic. But let
me ask you one question further.....Have
any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off
his glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I’ve been giving this
lecture, no one has ever claimed to have
slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up
here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod
and a grin, and begins to make his way
up to the podium.

The professor says, "Well, tell us what it’s
like to have sex with a ghost." The
student replies, "Ghost? Damn.....

From
back there I thought you said ’goats’!"