Wife: Ek baat bolu.??
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Husband: Bolo,,
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Wife: Maaroge to nahi.??
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Husbund: Nahi to kya baat hai.??
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Wife: mai pregnant hun,,
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Husband : Hurray!!! Its gud news dar kyu rahi thi.??
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Wife: College ke dino me papa ko bataya tha to badi maar padi
thi