Wife: Nashta kar lo.
.
Husband: Sex hi mera nashta hai &
he starts sex.
.
Dopahar ko wife: Lunch karlo.
.
Husband sex hi mera lunchhai &
starts sex.
.
Raat ko jab husband aata hai to wife
panty utaar kar
heater ke aage baithi hoti hai.
.
Husband: What is this?
.
Wife: Hawas ke poojari tere liye raat ka khaana garam kar rahi hu