funny joke in hindi non veg non veg sms for girlfriend

Husband:
Ye lo 250 rupaye, sara din auto chalaya
500 kamaye aur 250 ka tel laga.
Wife :
Ye lo 1490/-,
1 ghanta laga,
1500 kamaye aur 10 ka tel laga
jiske samajh me aaya ,
Wo Like Kare
Baki Pogo Dekhen......



Ek Din Kisi Party Mein
Daaru Jyada Pee Lene Ki
Vajah Se Ek LadkeAur
Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho
Gayi
Ladki Boli:
" Mera Naam Hai
Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai
Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal
Jaye
Tu To Kya Tera Baap
Bhi Na Chod Paye"
Ladke Ne Jawab Diya:
" Mera Naam Hai
Babbar Billu
Mera Lund Hai 56
Killo
Dharti Pe Rakho To
Kunwa(Well) Khud
Jaye
Tu To Kya Teri Maa
Bhi Cudd Jaye
Mom : r u Pregnant?
Grl : Yes, This is Our Project in
Colege about Satisfaction of Life.
Mom : Who is The Father?
Grl : I dont Know, It's a
Group project!