whatsapp मजेदार चुटकुले very funny joke in hindi


Boy: Lets play ambulancegame(y)Girl: how do u play tha?Boy: I run my dick in urpussy & u say red lightwhen u want to stopGirl: ok(y)'Aftr a few secondr shescreamr Red light ahhh.....Red light ufff.....Red light ohh.....Red light aahhh..pleasestop ahh..Boy: Ambulanc dosn'tstop in red light, You idiot...:-D;-)
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"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki
Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai. Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha, Chuha Fir Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai. Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.
Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha, Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha. Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.
Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?
Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai."
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Ek bar santa apne friend banta ke ghar tas khelne gaya. Santa, Banta aur banta ki Modern biwi tas khel rahe the tab santa ka 1 patta table k niche gira, santa patta uthane ke liye table ke niche jukka to Samne Banta ki biwi apni chhoti skirt me se pussy pe ungliya guma rahi thi. Ye dekh ke santa ka pashina aa gaya aur man machal utha. Table ke upar aane ke baad Banta ki biwi santa ko ishara kiya aur kirchen me pani ka bahana kar ke chal di. Uske pichhe Santa bhi pani ka bahana kar ke chala gaya.
kitchen me.. (whispering)
Banta ki biwi: " kya dekha tumne?"
santa: " woh jo tumne dikhya."
biwi: " lena chahoge?"
santa: " jarur"
biwi: ' 50,000/- lagega.."
Ab santa apni financial situation nahi hone se soch me pad gaya.. aur thodi der baad bola
Santa: "Thick hai, kal sham ko aaunga.."
dusre din sham ko shanta aaya.
Aur khub Jamke Banta ki biwi ki chudai kar ke halat kharab kar di. aur 50000 deke nikal gaya..



Raat ko banta ghar pahucha to biwi se bola: Santa aaya tha na?"
ab to bechari ke pashine chut gaye aur bol diya " Ha. Aaya tha"
Thodi der baad biwi ne puchha:" Aisa kyu puchha?"
Banta: " bas.. santa aaj subah mujse sham ko ghar pe bhabhi ji ko dejauga kah ke 50000 udhar le gaya tha.."