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Lrki apne boyfrnd k0 nraz krne k bad sms pe ksy mnati ha
 1st Hour: Sorry
 2nd Hr: Sory plz
  3rd Hr: plz bs 1 dfa bat kro
  4th Hr: Plz rply jan
  5th Hr: Plz itna nraz mt ho
  6th Hr: Im sory i'll die agr tm ne bat nai ki...
 7th Hour: Dfa ho,
 100-lrkay Ghumte hn tre jse
 Sar pe he chra ja rha ha bhaar men ja! Boy: Sorry DEAR blnce nhe tha.. Grl: Ohh.. its ok love you janu  :) 
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Full form of “GIRL” -
G – गुस्सा हमेशा नाक पर…
I – इतराने में सबसे आगे …
R – रोने की ऑटोमेटिक मशीन …
L - लड़ने में सबकी नानी ….
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फिर भी दुनिया इनकी दीवानी … !!!
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Dimag faadu shayari
Ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng .
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ladka ladki me ho rhi thi kissng .
abi aap chote ho isliye .
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pagal jokes

PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Patient (Pagal) se: Mera Dupatta utaro..
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro?
Pagal- OK !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..
Aur dhyaan rahe
Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna !
Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami.X_X
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Jokes for facebook

Ek aadmi samundar me
nahatay huye doobne laga to us
ne pooja ki
"Hey Bhagvan !
Agar mai bach
gaya to
Biryani ki deg garibo ko
khilaunga"
Ek badi si lehar ne usko sahil pe
phenk dia,
Usne upar dekha aur kaha,
"hehe, Kaunsi Biryani, kaisi
biryani... :p
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Achanak 1 aur lehar usay
wapis ley gayi
to aadmi kehne laga
"mera matlab tha Chicken
ya Mutton ..?"