Hindi Best Comedy Jokes

एक पहलवान, जो 6 feet लम्बा और strong था,
bus में जा रहा था . . .
Conductor - भाईसाहब Ticket
पहलवान - हम Ticket नहीं लिया करते
Conductor घबरा गया, पर कुछ कर न सका,
पर वो ये बात दिल पे ले गया और Gym join कर लिया . . .
Daily वो पहलवान से पूछता और पहलवान बोलता हम ticket नहीं लेते
ऐसे 6 months निकल गये . . .
अब conductor भी पहलवान की तरह तगड़ा हो गया . . .
अगले दिन conductor - भाई ticket लेले
पहलवान - हम ticket नही लेते
Conductor - छाती दिखाते हुए "क्यूँ नही लेता बे ?"
पहलवान - पास बनवा रखा है, इसलिए नही लेता 



===============================







----------------------------------------------------

Govt ka naya rule jiske 5 bacche ho usey Ghar milega.
.
PiNku ke 3 the, Usne Wife Se kaha pados k 2 mere hai unko lata hu.
(Laane ke baad) apne 3 kaha gye..??
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife:- Jinke the wo le gaye. :D
===============================
----------------------------------------------------


Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Guluk Guluk Guluk
Dubuk Dubuk
Bulubulubulu Poochuk
.
.
Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/



===============================
----------------------------------------------------
 Arz kiya hai......
.
.
.
.
Master ji class me sharaab liye baithe hain.....
.
.
.
Wah Wah
.
.
.
Master ji class me sharaab liye baithe hain.....
.
.
.
Aur Bache itne haraami hain
'Sale Glass Liye Baithe Hain'.....
===============================
----------------------------------------------------
GIRL POGO JOKES

Girl: Agar mouka mila to tum
mujhse shadi karo ge…??
.
.
Boy:
.
.
.
.
.
.
Agar mouka mil gaya to phir shadi
kerne ki kiya zaroorat hai..
PoGoo
===============================
-----------------------------------------------------

 1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha
.
Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas
Q Hai......??
.
Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai.
.
Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
.
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi.
0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal
Diya.
.
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi
tu Pee Gya..
===============================
Pappu Or uske 2 dosto ne
daru pee k taxi
roki..
Taxi driver ne gadi start ki
aur fir
wahi par band kar di Aur bola -: Lo saab
pahuch
gaye ...:P
Pehle dost ne use paise de
diye
2nd bola thank u, bada
jaldi pahucha diya ..
Pappu ne taxi driver k ek
thappad laga
diya
Driver dar gaya socha, ye
samaj gaya h shayad ..
.
Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar,
marwa deta
===============================
-----------------------------------------------------

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya.
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha:
Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Santa:
Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
===============================







---------------------------------------------------

 1 Aadmi ke Lips Jale Huye they....
....
Kisi Ne Poocha Ke KAise Jale ??
....
Aadmi Bola:- "Wife Ko Station Drop Karne Gaya tha "....
....
Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya Tha ......"
===============================
----------------------------------------------------
.
Ek Baar Jab Main Bimaar Tha, Main Ek
Bahut Bade Hospital Mein Gaya,
Waha Do Darwaze The,
Ek Par “Khas Bimari” Aur Dusre Par
“Mamuli Bimari” Likha Tha,
Mujhe Mamuli Bimari Thi Isliye Main Mamuli Bimari Wale Room Mein Chala
Gaya,
Waha Bhi Do Darwaze The Ek Par “Khas
Admi” Aur Dusre Par “Aam Admi” Likha
Tha,
Main Thehra Gharib, Isliye Aam Admi Wale Darwaze Se Andar Chala Gaya,
Andar Gaya To Dekha Ke Main Hospital Se
Bahar Tha.
Jiyo India…
===============================
----------------------------------------------------
.
Ek bachcha chup chap.. chhat par baitha tha,
.
Bahut udas tha, yaaro
.
.
Tabhi uske papa wahan aayeaur bole ,
.
Papa: beta, kya baat hai,
mujhe batao me tumhara dost hi hu,
.
.
.
.
.
Beta: are yaar!, apni item se baat kar raha tha to teri wali item ne bahut maara!
----------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------