Mind Freshing Faadu Jokes In Hindi | funny joke of the day in hindi | The Great Indian Laughter Challenge

Son: Papa, aap ko school me teacher se milne bola hai.
Father: Kyun, kya hua?
Son: Math teacher ne poocha 7x9 kitna hota hai. Maine bola 63. Fir usne poocha 9x7 kitna hota hai?
Father: Ek hi to baat hui bhenchod! Chutiya samjha hai kya?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola. 
NEXT DAY...
Son: Papa, aap teacher se mile kya?
Father: Nahi.
Son: Teacher se mat milna. Ab aapko principal se milne ko bola hai.
Father: Kyun, kya hua?
Son: PT teacher ne aaj class me bola right hand upar karo,  fir left hand upar karo, ab right leg upar karo, phir left leg upar karo...
Father: To khada kya lund pe hoga?!
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola.
NEXT DAY...
Son:  Papa, aap principal se mile the kya aaj?
Father: Nahi.
Son: Mat jana milne. Mujhe Ek hafte ke liye suspend kar diya hai.
Father: Ab kya ho gaya?
Son: Mujhe principal ke office me bulaya tha. Wahan math teacher, PT teacher aur Urdu teacher the.
Father: Ab Urdu teacher kya wahan apni maa chudaane aaya tha?
Son: Exactly! Maine bhi yahi bola!
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