3 top dirtiest joke in the world

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a
small town congregation. Everyone started
screaming and running for the front church door,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.
Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly
gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the
man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"
"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of
me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your
sister for over 48 years."
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Man to Doctor: Every night my wife goes to a pub
and sleeps with anyone who proposes to her!
Dr.: Relax, take a deep breath, calm down & now tell me....
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WHICH PUB? 




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MBA ke students ki class ka 1st day tha.
.
Professor :- Aaj hum is bat par experiment
karenge ki students teacher ki baat par kitna
dhyan dete hain.
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Sbhi students apni wahwahi dikhane ke liye
professor ki bat dhyan dekar sunne lage.
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Sbhi ye sochne lage ki aaj mai ye prove kar
dunga ki mai teachers ke steps ko theek se
follow karta hu.
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Professor ne ek mara hua kutta liya aur table
par rakh liya.
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Professor har bar apni ungli kutte ke
pichwade me dalta aur chat leta
.
.aisa uSne kai bar kiya.
Phir usne sbhi grlS nd boys ko ye karne ko
kaha.
Students ko starting me kuch atpata laga but
thodi der bad interest lene lage.
Santa:- hat jao saalo mai bi chatunga.
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Sari students isme badh chad ke hissa lene
lage.
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Iske baad
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Professor :- Saalo iSliye to tum successfull nhi
ho pate.
Teacher par theek se dhyan hi nhi dete.
Maine har bar 2nd ungli andar daali aur 1st
ungli chaati aur tum sb ne jo ungli andar
daali wohi chaati.
Saare students ek saath chillaye :-
Saale Harami....