Girlfriend Jokes for whatsapp

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gaya...
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aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
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Dukandar: Bina Parchi ke zehar nahi mil sakta.
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Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya...
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Dukandar: Bas kar Pagle, rulayega kya ?
Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?😂😁😂😁







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Garmi Ki Wajah Se Master Ka Dil Padhane Ka Nahi Kar Raha ThaTo wo Baccho Se Idhar Udhar Ke Sawal Puch Ke Time Paas Karne Lag Gaya...
Pappu Ki Bari Aayi To Usne Pucha.
Master - Agar Tum Ek Jungle Mein Ho Aur Wahan par Sher Aa Jaye To Tum Kya Karoge?
Pappu - Ji Simple, Mein Ped Per Chadd Jaunga
Master - Han, Agar vo Sher Bhi Ped Per Chadd Jaye To?
Pappu - To Main Pani Mein Kood Jaunga...
Master - Aur Agar Wo Sher Bhi Pani Main AaJaye To?
-Pappu Ne Muskurate Hue Master Se Puchha- "Master Ji, Sher Ko Apni Behan Di Hui Hai Kya Jo Usi Ki Side Liye Ja Rahe Ho"😂😁😂😁
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A man in USA sees a dog attacking a
girl!
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He kicks the dog, it dies!
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Newspapers report
"LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG"
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Man says i'm not American
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Report changed
"Foreign Hero Saves girl from Dog"
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Man says:
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Actually I'm Pakistani
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Breaking News:
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"Terrorist killed Innocent Dog which
was playing
with a Girl.