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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"
The Teacher fainted.😋😎😀😁
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A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."
Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."😋😎😀😁😂








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 डॉक्टर: "शराब पीते हो तो कसरत करनी भी जरूरी है."




रोगी: "ठेके तक तो पैदल ही जाता हूँ."
😄😆☺🤣

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 टीचर: वो कौनसा डिपार्टमेंट है जिसमे
औरत काम नही कर सकती.. 😉
:
Pappu : फायर ब्रिगेड..... 😪
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टीचर: क्यों ?😳
Pappu : क्यूंकी औरतों का काम आग लगाना है...
😜 बुझाना नही.... 😳 😳
😂 😂 😂 😝 😜

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 वेटर, ऐसी चाय पिलाओ 

जिसे पीकर मन झूम उठे और बदन नाचने लगे

वेटर: सर हमारे यहां भैंस का 

दूध आता है, नागिन का नहीं।😄😆😂😜