sms comedy in english
5 Surgeons
The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."😋😎😀😁😂






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christmas questions
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated. The perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.
Women stop reading here... that is the end of the joke.
Men keep reading.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
Men Only... Keep reading.
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading... this illustrates another point: "Women never listen."😋😎😀😁😂

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बड़ी बेवफ़ा हो जाती है ग़ालिब, ये घड़ी भी सर्दियों में,
5 मिनट और सोने की सोचो तो, 30 मिनट आगे बढ़ जाती है

😊😉

मत ढूंढो मुझे इस दुनिया की तन्हाई में,
ठण्ड बहुत है, मैं यही हूँ, अपनी रजाई में..

😝😝

तमाम राष्ट्रीय-अंतर्राष्ट्रीय समस्याओं के बीच मेरी छोटी सी लोकल समस्या
सारी रात गुज़र जाती है इसी कश्मकश में

ये हवा कहां से घुस जाती है रजाई में

😜😝

सुबह सुबह आकर सोये हुए को जगाने के लिये उसकी रजाई खींच लेने को महापाप की श्रेणी में रखा जायेगा

😝

अगर इस समय कोई सुबह सुबह किसी पर ठंडा पानी डाल दे,
तो वो घटना भी आतंकवादी हमले के अंतर्गत मानी जायेगी

😛😛😛

किसी की रजाई खींचना देशद्रोह के बराबर माना जायेगा और रजाई में घुसकर ठंडे पैर लगाना छेड़छाड़ का अपराध माना जायेगा

😳😆😆

इस बरसाती ठण्ड के मौसम में रजाई के अंदर रहना ही श्रेष्ठ कर्म है 
और टमाटर की चटनी के साथ पकोड़े, चाय मिलना मोक्ष की प्राप्ति
😁😂😂

ऐ सर्दी इतना न इतरा
अगर 👉🏼हिम्मत है तो जून में आ।।

❄Happy Winter 😜😛☺'