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An elderly man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
Before he went, he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he got closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up, he said... "I'm here to feed the alligator!"
Some old men can still think fast.😋😎😀😁😂




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It was the day of the big sale. Rumours of the sale and some advertising in the local paper were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in the morning in front of the store. A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colourful curses.
On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line, "That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don't open the damn store!"😋😎😀😁😂
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 टीचर:- एक तरफ पैसा,दुसरी तरफ अक्कल, क्या चुनोगे ?
विद्यार्थीः पैसा.
टीचर:- गलत, मै अक्कल चुनती
विद्यार्थीः- आप सही कह रही हो मेडम,जिसके पास जिस चीज की कमी होती है वो वही चुनता है ……………
दे थप्पड़ दे थप्पड़ 😀 😛


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इतिहास के टीचर ने छात्र से पुछा:
बताओ *अकबर का जन्म* कब हुआ..??
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जवाब सुनते ही टीचर बेहोश हो गया
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सर,, मैं तो स्कूल में पढ़ने आता हूँ,,

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