Jokes for fresh mood

 The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary, walking by, asked. "Yes," he replied, "how does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding it into the shredder. "Thanks, but where do the copies come out?"😋😎😀😁😂
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Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss, obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten minutes."😋😎😀😁😂
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आज कल के कलयुगी बच्चे

टीचर  : - कल तु स्कूल क्यू नही आया था...??
😢

बच्चा : - जो जो कल आये थे, उनकी क्या  सरकारी नौकरी लगवा दी आप ने.😂😂

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पत्नि : सुनो जी, मेरे मुहं मे मच्छर चला गया, 
अब क्या करू..? 😯😯

पति : पगली ऑल आउट पी ले, 
6 सेकेंड में काम शुरू।

😜😜😁😁😆😆