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A law student failed and decided to make a deal with the professor.

Student: Sir, do you know everything about law?

Prof.: Yes

Student: Ok. If you can answer this question, I will accept my marks as final, but, if you can't answer, you will have to give me an "A".

Professor agreed.

Student: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither logical nor legal?

The professor pondered for hours without an answer. He had to finally give "A" to the student.

The following day the professor asked the same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student to answer.

He said: Sir, you're 65 married to a 28 year old, this is legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23 year old, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend had failed in his exams and yet you gave him "A" grade. It's neither logical nor legal.

The professor collapsed.....

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Kahte Hai Bache Bade Bhole Aur Dil Ke Saaf Hote Hai, Kuch Bhi Sikhao To Jaldi Se Sikh Jaate Hai, Par Is Joke Ko Pad Ke Aap Logo Ko Ehsaan Hoga Ki Ye Baat Kitni Galat Hai."

Ek Chhota Bachha Apne Papa Ko Bolta Hai.
Bachha: “Papa, Susu Karna Sikhao”
Papa: “Beta, Sirf 3 Steps Hai- Take Out Penis, Piss, Shake Penis”
Bachha Bathroom Se 20 Minute Baad Aaya.
Papa Hairaani Se Bole: “Beta, Itna Waqt?”
Bachha: "Papa, 3rd step bada mazedaar tha, isliye der hogaye...

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How fight starts...
A couple see's a sexy girl in mall.
Wife: So big, aren't they ???
Husband : Ya, Awesome !!!...
Wife: Are they artificial ???
Husband: I think natural !!!
Wife: Natural Earrings ???
And the fight started.😃😄😁😆😅😅
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