New non veg sms for girlfriend in Hindi language
आज का कुविचार -
बुद्धि चड्डी जैसी होती है, होनी ज़रूरी है दिखानी नही,
चूतियापंती ब्रा जैसी होती है, दिखानी नही भी हो तो भी दिख जाती है,
और गलती गाँड की तरह होती है, खुद की दिखती नही पर दूसरों की जरूर दिखती है ।
😃😄😁😃😃😅😂🤣
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New non veg sms for girlfriend in Hindi language
Hamara Ek Dost Tha Mausam, Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Thha.
Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Thha Aur Uske Khet Mein Tmatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte Thhe
Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Vajah Puch Li To Usne Bataya
Mausam: “ Babhi Ji, Main Roj Subha Pura Nanga Hokar Khait Mein Paani Dalta Hun, Isliye Vo Sharam Se Laal Ho Jaate Hai”
Aurat Khush Hui Aur Usko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Agle Din Usne Apne Khet Mein Nangi Ho Ke Paani Diya
Kuch Der Bad Mausam Ne Dekha Vo Side Mein Udas Khadi Thhi Mausam Ne Puch Liya
Mausam: “ Babhi Ji Kya Hua Udaas Kyu Ho? ”
Aurat: “Kya Batau Ji, Mene Bhi Nangi Hoke Pani Diya, Tamatar To Laal Nahi Hue Par Kheere Jarur Lambe Ho Gaye“
😂😁😀😁😁😂😀
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Adult Humour
My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally,that day my wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to me since I was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy...
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣
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आज का कुविचार -
बुद्धि चड्डी जैसी होती है, होनी ज़रूरी है दिखानी नही,
चूतियापंती ब्रा जैसी होती है, दिखानी नही भी हो तो भी दिख जाती है,
और गलती गाँड की तरह होती है, खुद की दिखती नही पर दूसरों की जरूर दिखती है ।
😃😄😁😃😃😅😂🤣
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New non veg sms for girlfriend in Hindi language
Hamara Ek Dost Tha Mausam, Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Thha.
Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Thha Aur Uske Khet Mein Tmatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte Thhe
Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Vajah Puch Li To Usne Bataya
Mausam: “ Babhi Ji, Main Roj Subha Pura Nanga Hokar Khait Mein Paani Dalta Hun, Isliye Vo Sharam Se Laal Ho Jaate Hai”
Aurat Khush Hui Aur Usko Idea Pasand Aya Aur Agle Din Usne Apne Khet Mein Nangi Ho Ke Paani Diya
Kuch Der Bad Mausam Ne Dekha Vo Side Mein Udas Khadi Thhi Mausam Ne Puch Liya
Mausam: “ Babhi Ji Kya Hua Udaas Kyu Ho? ”
Aurat: “Kya Batau Ji, Mene Bhi Nangi Hoke Pani Diya, Tamatar To Laal Nahi Hue Par Kheere Jarur Lambe Ho Gaye“
😂😁😀😁😁😂😀
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Adult Humour
My mother-in-law visited me and my wife but coincidentally,that day my wife was feeling horny and she did not want to whisper to me since I was busy sharing stories with her mother. My wife tricked me by pretending she has headache and went straight to the bedroom. After some minutes, I followed her leaving her mother in the sitting room. I took some time there, but when I came back I had forgotten to close my zip.
Mother-in-law: How is she feeling now?
Me: She is now feeling better, I have given her paracetamol.
Mother-in-law: OK, close the pharmacy...
😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣
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