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A married couple is travelling by
car from Victoria to Prince George.
Being seniors, after almost eleven
hours on the road, they were too
tired to continue and decided to
take a room. But, they only planned
to sleep for four hours and then get
back on the road.
When they checked out four hours
later, the desk clerk handed them a
bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to
know why the charge is so high. He
told the clerk although it's a nice
hotel; the rooms certainly aren't
worth $350.00 for four hours. Then
the clerk tells him that $350.00 is
the 'standard rate'. He insisted on
speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him,
and then explains that the hotel has
an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
conference centre that were
available for us to use.
"But we didn't use them," the
husband said.
"Well, they are here, and you could
have," explained the Manager.
The Manager went on to explain
that the couple could also have
taken in one of the shows for which
the hotel is famous. "We have the
best entertainers from New York ,
Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform
here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those
shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could
have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the
Manager mentioned, the husband
replied, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and
eventually the husband gave up and
agreed to pay. As he didn't have the
check book, he asked his wife to
write the check.
She did and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he
looks at the check. "But ma'am, this
is made out for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you
$300.00 for sleeping with me," she
replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the
Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you
could have."
Don't mess with senior citizens.....
They didn't get there by being
stupid.😂😁😂😁
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An 92 years old man had met a
younger woman, but unfortunately
he was unable to last very long
before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned
that he was disappointing his new
lover,so he called his doctor for
advice.
The doc told him that masturbating
before sex often helped men last
longer during the act. The man
decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking
about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about
the restroom, but that was too
open.
He considered an alley, but figured
that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On
his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway. He
got out and crawled underneath as
if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid
his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of
his lover. As he grew closer to
orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the
bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental
fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his
eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What
the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out
the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better
check your brakes too, because
your truck rolled down the hill 5
minutes ago."😂😁😂😁
A married couple is travelling by
car from Victoria to Prince George.
Being seniors, after almost eleven
hours on the road, they were too
tired to continue and decided to
take a room. But, they only planned
to sleep for four hours and then get
back on the road.
When they checked out four hours
later, the desk clerk handed them a
bill for $350.00.
The man explodes and demands to
know why the charge is so high. He
told the clerk although it's a nice
hotel; the rooms certainly aren't
worth $350.00 for four hours. Then
the clerk tells him that $350.00 is
the 'standard rate'. He insisted on
speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him,
and then explains that the hotel has
an Olympic-sized pool and a huge
conference centre that were
available for us to use.
"But we didn't use them," the
husband said.
"Well, they are here, and you could
have," explained the Manager.
The Manager went on to explain
that the couple could also have
taken in one of the shows for which
the hotel is famous. "We have the
best entertainers from New York ,
Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform
here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those
shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could
have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the
Manager mentioned, the husband
replied, "But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and
eventually the husband gave up and
agreed to pay. As he didn't have the
check book, he asked his wife to
write the check.
She did and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he
looks at the check. "But ma'am, this
is made out for only $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you
$300.00 for sleeping with me," she
replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the
Manager.
"Well, too bad, I was here, and you
could have."
Don't mess with senior citizens.....
They didn't get there by being
stupid.😂😁😂😁
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
An 92 years old man had met a
younger woman, but unfortunately
he was unable to last very long
before he would orgasm during sex.
A caring man, he was concerned
that he was disappointing his new
lover,so he called his doctor for
advice.
The doc told him that masturbating
before sex often helped men last
longer during the act. The man
decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking
about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about
the restroom, but that was too
open.
He considered an alley, but figured
that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On
his way home, he pulled his truck
over on the side of the highway. He
got out and crawled underneath as
if he was examining the truck.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid
his pants and started to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of
his lover. As he grew closer to
orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the
bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental
fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his
eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What
the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out
the rear axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well, you better
check your brakes too, because
your truck rolled down the hill 5
minutes ago."😂😁😂😁
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