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 A Doctor recently had a patient
"drop" in on him for an unscheduled
appointment. "What can I do for you
today?" the Doctor asked. The
aged Gentleman replied: "Doctor,

you must help me. Every time I
make love to my wife, my eyes get
all bleary, my legs go weak, I can
hardly catch my breath.... Doctor,
I'm scarred!"
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year
old patient, said: "Mr. Smith, these
sensations tend to happen over time,
especially to a man of your
advanced years, but tell me, when
did you first notice these
symptoms?" The old gent's response
was: "Well... three times last night,
and twice again this morning!"😂😁😂😁







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Husbnd nd wife was sleeping in
bed…
.Hsbnd had a habit to go fr running
evry day early mrng.
.1 day he got up nd came out of
house.
He felt cold out side nd he couldn’t
jog..
Nd came back to bed nd lay
there…
Nd told hr wife that its too cold
today…
.Wife: “Wo gadha fir bhi bhaagne
gaya hai“… 😂😁😂😁😂
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 Peter: Your secretary is very
sexy...!♥
Tony: Thanks! It's a robot actually,
named " Maria "
If you squeeze her right breast, she
takes dictation
& if you squeeze her left breast, she
types letters!(y)
I'll Lend it to you for a day & you
can see her functions....
Next day.............!!!!
Peter called Tony from hospital &
shouted: You bastard!>:O
You didn't tell me that the
''' HOLE ''' between Maria's legs is a
pencil sharpener..X_X :]xx 😂😁😂😁😂